How to get Married....

So, I had made a decision to "Get Out There" which would hopefully lead to marriage. I had a get out there plan, but I guess it wasn't good enough. So, I came up with a new plan! A "How to get married" plan. Here is a step by step list of how:

1. Find girl.
2. Date girl.
3. Determine if girl is "the one."
4. Convince girl that I am "the one."
5. Get married.

There! That should do it. Now if only I can get pass #1. I wonder what the timeframe should be?